wisdom comes through initial foolishness

1. Never get drunk. Just don't do it.
2. Never even consider drinking Babycham then being given wine.
3. Never decide to redecorate the steps of your friend's work-place with the contents of your stomach.
4. Avoid the above, especially when you are expected to be sociable and early-rising the next day. Even more so if you have an absolute deadline for history coursework the day after that, and are going to be forced to stay awake to chop words out of it.

fml.