Mainly posting this here so it is not lost among the comments, but also because Bertie doesn't get the appreciation she deserves.
BERTIE BOO: AN ODE.
O! BERTIE, WITH YOUR FUR SO SOFT,
WITH COBWEBS. YOUR FEET, WITH PAWS,
SO PRIM AND TIDY THAT YOUR LACK OF TAIL,
DOES NOT LOOK CONSPICUOUS.
O! BERTIE, SITTING IN A BOX,
WITH EYES O' FAUN RIMM'D WITH DUSK,
SUCH THAT MODELS TURN DEEPEST EMERALD PURE,
WITH MOST CARDINAL OF SIN.
O! BERTIE, BEWEBBÉD, AND JEW'LL'D,
FINE SPECIMEN OF FELINE,
EVEN BASTET WOULD BLUSH AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR
GODLY FORM. BERTIE CONSIDINE.
BERTIE BOO: AN ODE.
O! BERTIE, WITH YOUR FUR SO SOFT,
WITH COBWEBS. YOUR FEET, WITH PAWS,
SO PRIM AND TIDY THAT YOUR LACK OF TAIL,
DOES NOT LOOK CONSPICUOUS.
O! BERTIE, SITTING IN A BOX,
WITH EYES O' FAUN RIMM'D WITH DUSK,
SUCH THAT MODELS TURN DEEPEST EMERALD PURE,
WITH MOST CARDINAL OF SIN.
O! BERTIE, BEWEBBÉD, AND JEW'LL'D,
FINE SPECIMEN OF FELINE,
EVEN BASTET WOULD BLUSH AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR
GODLY FORM. BERTIE CONSIDINE.
AW as if you did this :D Bertie does love her odes you know.
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