If you look at people's faces long enough, they start to look very strange. A bit like saying the same word over and over again, it eventually becomes a meaningless alienoid sound.

Top notch procrastination going on here. Absolutely top.

I am currently waiting for my provisional driving license to arrive and free me from the final shackles of childhood. I am like a tame dog whose cage someone has forgotten to open, only a little bit more inclined to run around barking loudly if I am let out.

Right... Ethics... Hmm...