I laughed at this far too much.

I also cannot construct sentences this evening. Everything I have written thus far is shit.Shitty shitty shit shit. I am going to give up for now and read Man in the High Castle and think about grammar. I am also going to make angel delight and eat all of it. Screw you, lack of appetite.

And stop using the word 'as' to convey events. Kristos!